Oh no! Not another 'blonde' joke....
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Oh, no, even more Blonde jokes :evil: A blonde is traveling by train around Europe. She goes to the ticket window to buy a ticket to her next destination. She says to the man behind the counter, "I have one request, if you don't mind. Please make sure my ticket has me facing in the same direction the train is going. I can't stand riding backwards on trains." The railway guy hears her out, and says, "Your request is not a problem, madam. Here's your ticket. Have a nice trip." The blonde thinks everything is in order, but when she gets to her seat, it turns out she's riding backwards. She fumes throughout the ride and when she finally arrives at her destination, she collars the first railway official she sees. Blonde: "I made a simple request that your idiot employee on the other end completely mishandled. I'm really annoyed by such incompetence." Official: "I'm sorry things turned out badly for you, but if I may say so, there was a simple solution to your problem." Blonde: "What was that?" Official: "Quite easily, you could have asked to change seats with another passenger". Blonde: "No, that wouldn't have worked; I was the only one in the compartment." Why are blondes like railway track ? Because they get laid all over the country. A blonde is walking along a railway line and hears someone saying "22,22,22,22,22". Curious, she follows the voice and finds a brunette jumping back and forth onto and off the rails. The blonde tries to strike up a conversation. "Hi, what ya doing" The only reply is the brunette's "22,22,22,22,22". The blonde tries again "So what are you doing, is this some sort of game"? Again the reply is "22,22,22,22,22". Shrugging at the brunettes lack of reply to the her questions the blonde decides to join in the fun anyway and chants "22,22,22,22,22" as she also jumps back and forth off and onto the rails. Just then in the distance a whistle is heard then a rumble as an express train races towards the blonde and the brunette. At the last moment before the train impacts, the brunette jumps clear leaving the blonde to be killed instantly. When the train passes the brunette resumes her jumping on and off the rails saying "23,23,23,23,23......."

Alan, More! More! LOL Neil