Laxative
I was bent double with laughter after reading some of this dialogue. This, in spite of suffering, bent double myself a few years ago. It's very long but you can shorten it by concentrating on Blu-Tone's contributions: http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618&phpsessid=30cf846286610800c227e14b8b2fd63a My sympathy goes out anyone who has to undertake this ordeal.